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Photo Of The Day

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July 1st, 2009 at 03:16am Trackback URI3 comments

Crazy Stories Part I: The Funniest Bachelor Party

Posted in Clients, Escorts, Hotels and Casinos, Las Vegas, Nevada, Sex Industry, Sex Workers, Sin City, Stories by lasvegascourtesan

People constantly ask me, “What is the craziest thing you’ve ever seen or been asked to do?” Somehow this question is the second or third question in a group that I get asked a lot. Usually people’s first question or statement is, ”I bet you get a lot of fat ugly old men, huh?” followed by, “What if you show up and the guy is really disgusting?” and then comes the always popular, “I bet people ask you for some crazy stuff”.

As for the crazy requests, no I don’t get a whole lot of them. I seem to read blogs of girls who get more specific requests in their home city maybe because the guy is more comfortable there? I’m not sure what the reason is, but out of the 5 years I’ve been an escort, I don’t have an absurd number of off the wall requests to tell about (well except in emails I get quite a few but they don’t go happen since I think people fantasize more than follow through on the act). Anyway, onto the story!

A service called and said I was meeting another girl at the Imperial Palace for a bachelor party. When we walked in we were greeted by 10-12 young guys squished into one standard room at the hotel (quite small!) but immediately went to talking to the guy in charge away from the bachelor. We got the company fee out of the way and did our strip for the room full of anxious guys.  Once we were comfortable, we started talking about what kind of party they were interested in and what kind of budget they were working with.  They were on a tight budget but then the bachelor gets some crazy idea and says he has a thing with food. Food? He points to the pizzas they had left over from dinner and claimed, “It would be really hot if I could throw pizza toppings at your asses bent over on the bed”.  I was stumped… really? He replied with, “Yea I will pay one of you $100 bucks to do it”. The other girl was eager and yelled, “I will!” while I wasn’t too thrilled of pepperoni being flung at my cheeks. Everyone was laughing and giggling at the proposition while she got in position on the bed. I turned around to watch the crowd of guys while the bachelor did this because I had a sneaking suspicion of what their real plan was: record or take pictures as part of the joke.  I kept an eye and sure enough two guys were trying to hide behind each other and sneak cameras to take pictures of the funny action.

I pointed it out, “Ok guys … no photos please”. Immediately the bachelor stops mid throw and gets irate, “What do you mean no photos!? It’s my party!” and proceeds to get seriously pissed off at me and the other girl because we are so rude to ask for no photos to be taken. He yelled, “just GET OUT, just LEAVE”. My policy is you only have to ask me once to leave so we were out the door in a minute.   At the end I just giggled and thought who really wants to become the next YouTube sensation? I think we would pass!

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June 24th, 2009 at 11:42pm Trackback URI4 comments

Photo Of The Day – More Glass Sink

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June 24th, 2009 at 05:25am Trackback URI5 comments

Photo Of The Day – Glass Sink

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I guess the glass sink piqued a lot of people’s interests! Here’s another photo from the same set..

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June 23rd, 2009 at 12:27am Trackback URIAdd comment

Photo Of The Day And A Thank You

Posted in Erotica, Las Vegas, Nevada, Photography, Photos, Pics, Sex Workers by lasvegascourtesan

I wanted to give thanks to Jennifer at the Las Vegas weekly for mentioning me in The Playground blog on their site a few months ago. I really wanted to be interviewed but a vacation kept me from making calls back to Nevada… I’m glad to see Jenny DeMilo gave a great interview though! Don’t ask me why it took me this long to find it but, thanks Jennifer!

And now… another photo! I was staying in a hotel not too long ago when I thought to myself… hey this glass topped sink would make for some interesting photos! See for yourself..

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June 20th, 2009 at 02:46pm Trackback URI10 comments

Spammers in my Comments

Posted in Blogs, Blogging, and Podcasts by lasvegascourtesan

I’ve been having a rash of people making comments on my blog just to try and drive traffic to their escort sites.  From now on, when in doubt, I’m just going to mark comments as spam and Wordpress will start deleting them as spam in the future.  This is ridiculous.  The links are even “nofollow” so it’s not going to help you in search engines, people!

That having been said, those of you who actually read my blog and participate, thank you very much.. this won’t affect you in any way.

June 18th, 2009 at 10:02pm Trackback URI5 comments

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