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Photo Of The Day – B&W Film Edition

Posted in Erotica, Las Vegas, Photography, Photos, Pics by lasvegascourtesan

This photo is similar to the one I posted when I got back from my vacation in September, but the film one I think made it look more interesting (of course). Always love the grain of film over the flawless digital, but convenience almost always wins!

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January 4th, 2010 at 07:01am Trackback URI6 comments

Merry Christmas… Here’s Your Present!

Posted in Erotica, Las Vegas, Photography, Photos, Pics by lasvegascourtesan

It’s a photo! I hope you like it. After finally making it home and unloading my goodies, I thought of an interesting photo:

candycanepussy

Also, my sincere apologies for not taking a photo after I had gotten waxed. I was trying to wrap things up getting out of town and by the time I had the chance, it seemed like the oh-so-smooth job was not so smooth and irritated. Wasn’t that impressed with the job I experienced this time (seems like waxing professionals never stick around in this town for long after I find a good one). I plan on getting it redone and shooting some more photos soon.

Hope everyone had a nice Christmas, I am just glad to be back home and playing with my candy cane… It’s a sticky mess for sure.

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December 26th, 2009 at 08:37pm Trackback URI7 comments

Vote In The Poll – How Should I Get Waxed?

Posted in Las Vegas, Special Events by lasvegascourtesan

I have an appointment set for Thursday to get my pussy hair trimmed up for the holidays and I am always so indecisive before I go in about how I should get it styled. So this time I am enlisting in your help! What style should I go with?? Nothing too crazy so I didn’t include a heart… but I found a pretty good list and made it so you all can vote for your favorite style.

I mean how often do you get to vote on how a girl fixes her pussy hair? Poll will close Thursday morning!

How should I style my pussy hair?

  • Bald - all waxed off. (47%, 70 Votes)
  • The Brazilian (don't really know if this is the correct name) - removing all but a very thin strip of pubic hair down the center (17%, 25 Votes)
  • The French -involves removing a strip of hair both sides - in between a Hilter and the Bikini Bottom (11%, 16 Votes)
  • The Bikini Bottom/Bikini Line - Just a tidy up where hair remains giving the effect of a bikini bottom shape when viewed from the front. (10%, 15 Votes)
  • The Landing Strip - like the Hitler but longer (9%, 13 Votes)
  • The Arrow - no need for definition :) (5%, 7 Votes)
  • The Hitler- a small horizontal strip like a Hitler mustache (1%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 150

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December 8th, 2009 at 11:41pm Trackback URI15 comments

Photo Of The Day – Halloween Sailor Girl

Posted in Erotica, Las Vegas, Photography, Photos, Pics by lasvegascourtesan

I know it’s super late but a loyal reader reminded me that I never posted pictures of this years Halloween costume on my blog! Thanks for the reminder.. I had taken a couple to post but it had completely forgotten. Anyway.. this year I was a sexy sailor girl!

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December 7th, 2009 at 05:46pm Trackback URI6 comments

Photo Of The Day – Blue Corset

Posted in Erotica, Las Vegas, Photography, Photos, Pics by lasvegascourtesan

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Found a corset I had forgotten about deep in my closet!

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December 3rd, 2009 at 01:41pm Trackback URI4 comments

Question Of The Day: What Are Most Penises Like?

Posted in Clients, Erotica, Escorts, Las Vegas, Nevada, Prostitution, Sex Industry, Sex Workers, Sin City by lasvegascourtesan

I get asked this question quite a bit by nervous guys who feel like they are somehow inadequate to women and figure who better to ask than a girl who sees a lot of penises? I can see their reasoning’s why I might be a good person to ask….

I really started thinking about it when a Chinese guy in his early 20’s struck up a conversation while I was getting ready to leave.  He is going to school in the states for a few years and had observed some things, but was especially concerned about the discussion of penis size.  I think he had seen some pornographic movies since living here and asked, “So white men, they are like this long, huh?” and held up his hands to make a length of almost a FOOT. I almost died laughing watching him try to judge what he thought was the normal size of other men. Then he went on to say, “because I know… Chinese man is very small, huh?” I said to him that I don’t know what he watched or what he was judging it on, but if he was basing it on watching porno movies since living in the US then he shouldn’t be so concerned. I think the men that are in said movies are approximately 2% of the population and since they seem to last longer sometimes (I know they do several shots and takes to make it seem like they come once an hour) I think the size + stamina drops the stats down even further.  Maybe I am wrong, but I very very rarely see men who could audition for some sort of porn movie role.  Sounds crazy but true.

The average client I see has a penis between the length of 4-6 inches. The typical stamina of clients is fairly quick, which goes along with some statistics I read that the average man lasts 4-6 minutes. I think sometimes things last longer, here in Vegas, just because of the amount of drinking and partying that people do and THEN decide to call a prostitute. Usually those people can’t finish or get it up. I can usually tell this is going to happen within the first 2 minutes of starting to entertain a guy. Back to penis size though… I know a lot of people will disagree with my numbers but here’s my theory: maybe men who are significantly larger have more self confidence and they don’t feel the need to use the services of a prostitute or maybe they feel like they have something to prove and won’t use their services.  The one thing that shocks me the most though is the number of men who look like their penis was marred by a bad circumcision.  I see quite a few that point weird directions, come to a small point like a rocket, have super skinny shafts but a big mushroom head or vice versa, and the most painful of all: are hooked almost as much as Gonzo’s nose on the Muppets.

Either way, I hope I dismissed some myths and I know I definitely gave a little more confidence to the Chinese student by assuring him that he was normal and don’t worry about competing with the porn stars.

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December 2nd, 2009 at 12:48am Trackback URI5 comments

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