Good Booking Etiquette of an Escort in Las Vegas Part III
I wanted to update a little and add to the series I started months ago here and here since I run into good pointers to give while trying to book clients who call me.
Don’t ask pointed questions about prostitution or specific entertainment over the phone:
It makes me really come off as the bad person or that I am trying to turn clients off when I have to recite my little “I’m sorry but prostitution is illegal here in Las Vegas” speech and though I hate doing it, I have to say it to cover my own rear. I have had people hang up on me or just give me a short answer of, “well, I’ll call back later” which of course means never. If they don’t just give up on me then I explain that I would love to meet them and work out all of the entertainment and details in person, I don’t charge for me to come over (though gas money would help!) and prove that I am not a shady escort. Though jaecyn posted that he had an ugly run in during a call from an internet site, I know myself and others aren’t bad like this. I know I am a little more easy going than some girls and all, but I really hate it when people push me and try to get something out of me to spill the beans about what I really do and for how much. In the end I like working out any deal I can. Especially these days its just silly to not make anything you can.
So how do you handle situations where you want to learn more but can’t ask? It’s a tough question because there is no right answer. Simply, if you like the picture, like the girl on the phone and have the gut feeling that she is truly an independent or you don’t mind dealing with an agency, then give it a shot. If you don’t like her at the door or can’t work something out then the polite thing is to maybe give a little something for her time if you feel generous.
Anyway… hoped this all helped a little. Flat lands and driving make me bored bored (don’t worry I am no driving and typing!).
Thank you for demystifying the whole trade, I have always been intrigued by the logistics and economics of the world’s oldest profession.Your succulent writing makes reading fun,the alluring pictures are a tease.Do I see a New York Times bestseller memoir somewhere in the future.
July 31st, 2008 at 7:51 pmHey there,
Not to be redundant or cliched, but this is all, TRULY, fascinating. This series has been very illuminating, but I am still curious about a couple of things. Want to be as forthcoming as possible here, and sorry if I break any unwritten code. Please rip this down if so (like I need to tell you that!).
What if you find a girl that you like, but her donation is more that you were expecting to spend? It is awful/tacky/stupid to “negotiate?”
If negotiating is acceptable, is it better to request a lower donation or more time/activities?
Speaking of “activities,” when a girl quotes, and says things like “I don’t try to upsell,” what can you expect activities to be? In this day and age when fetishes and anal are all the rage, what can one expect?
These last couple, I am sure, is really naive, so I saved them for last…
Let’s say two hours are booked. Does that mean it is free-for-all for two hours, or is it two-hours and “one shot?”
Does it ever happen, and I know this is business, where you actually enjoy time with a client, have 30 minutes or an hour before your next gig, and just hang, gratis, because you are having fun? I am sure this industry is filled with plenty of repulsive (for lack of a more delicate word) encounters, and business is business, but is it ever the case where you say “I booked an hour for $300, I’ve got some time to kill… I’ll hang out if the client wants?” Or is that just TOTALLY unheard of?
Thanks a million for being so bold as to share this info… it really is fascinating.
Oh, and BTW… if that is your photo up in the header, WONDERFUL shot! If that is you ass up there… I am speechless. Don’t need to be an “ass-man” to appreciate the beauty of that!
October 15th, 2009 at 12:11 pmI’m reading/enjoying your insightful blog for the first time. I’m sure you realize how very distorted the escort process is in Las Vegas compared to other major cities, right? In my experience, there is very little mystery and guesswork to this most basic transaction in other parts of the world. Typically the customer knows the fee ahead of time, hands over an envelope upon meet & greet, and it’s on. With ANY other service transaction in the world, regardless of the nature of the service, the customer knows what they are paying for and what they will receive in return. When I take my car to get an oil change, they just tell me a the price. Imagine if you went to a hairdresser and he told you “well, you pay me $100 first, and then after I collect the money, I’ll tell you the price for the style that you are asking for”. You wouldn’t put up with that sort of pricing for two seconds … nobody would!
But that’s exactly how the Las Vegas escort system … it’s designed to maximize confusion and disappointment … all because of the silly “agency fee upfront before any discussion of extras” conversation. Because once the customer hands over $100-$300 for the agency fee, all bets are off. Some girls are reasonable, others are entirely unreasonable. Many grab the cash and dash … and given the market is set up for one-time transactions, where repeat business is practically unheard of … there is simply NO incentive to provide ‘quality service’. I’m sure it happens, and I’m sure you are not one of the countless “ripoff” girls, but you must be aware of how often it happens … which is why I’ve never participated in this sort of thing when in Las Vegas, and I don’t think anybody should actually. The structure of the escort industry in Vegas is really flawed … guys have a few bad experiences and stop calling girls … who wins in this scenario? Anyway, not to rant, I just feel your blog doesn’t really present just how skewed and “irregular” the LV Escort scene is compared to other urban centers in the world. I’m curious what would happen to a “normal” LV agency who would provide a straight forward flat fee service, like so many providers do all over the world. I would think they end up with all the business in a few years.
August 16th, 2011 at 7:21 am