The Las Vegas Courtesan

Girls who formerly would leave tip money in the rooms after they received the company fee now take whatever they can. May sound like girls may have finally gotten the clue (as they should) but this actually came as a SHOCKER to me the other day. Carrie and I (she is one who has notoriously left $400-$500 in a room) went to a call at the Hooters Hotel for a bachelor party earlier last week. She groaned because she didn’t want to do a bachelor party (I agree they are a little tiresome) but her reasoning’s was not because it was a bachelor party, but because she fell and had bruised her leg up. She didn’t want to make a bad impression of the company to the customers. Okay, that sounds slightly more reasonable excuse. She said never mind her bruises she would go try the party with me.

We go up to the room, collect the agency fee quickly and the guy promptly tells us that the tips they are working with is $100 a girl. Yikes. Now in the past this girl would have scoffed, called the agency and said, “You have got to be kidding me to send me to this shit! Get them two more girls they have $100 to work with” and may have stomped out of the room dragging me in tow. This time, she absolutely stunned me with her response of, “Okay well we can only focus on the bachelor but we will have a good time!” She gets the tip from the organizer, gets naked and proceeds to the main part of the room to begin the party. We give some dances to the bachelor and then she progresses to giving short little dances to the other 5 guys in the room. Wow… she is really going out of her way for this $70! (with the agency we have to tip 20%-30% so we haven’t even made our own $100 yet) After a quick dance with them all we kick the guys out to give the bachelor some private time. She tells him to take his pants off and starts giving him a hand-job. I become even more shocked because this is the girl who has in the past left several hundred dollars in a room because she didn’t want to give a blowjob or hand job for less than $800. So after a few minutes she finally asks if he wants to upgrade his entertainment to oral which surprisingly he agrees and gives us another $200 a piece. We start back up again and the customer finishes with the entertainment she promised.

I think about a year ago if I was on the same call and in the same situation with Carrie that party wouldn’t have happened for less than a $1500 tip for each girl. No joke! I am glad she has seemed to understand that money is money and you have to compromise to make things work out. I think she did a little too much for the original $100 but it luckily all worked out in the end.

Not too often do you hear stories about people murdering people inside of major Strip casino hotels, butapparently this happened last night between two prostitutes. Unfortunately I only became aware of this incident after being inside of Bally’s on some ridiculously large bachelor party that was getting rowdy. I almost panicked when I became aware of it because this is not the kind of publicity us girls need in Strip casinos.

Apparently two of the three girls were arguing in the lobby of the hotel when one girl pulled out a knife and stabbed the other girl in the neck. The victim walked out into the valet of the hotel where she collapsed and later died at a hospital. Though the newspapers don’t have the motive, one girl at the large bachelor party that I was at in Bally’s said she knew one of the girls from a friend. The motive was something along the lines of one of the girls had a baby by a guy who was now with the other girl and was mad about it. Of course this is all hearsay from a girl, so who knows what the truth is, just something I heard through the “hooker grapevine” as one cop called it a few years ago. Lets hope this doesn’t backlash working girls in casinos, because the last thing I want is drama over something like this.

I got a call a little bit early after I ate dinner to go to the MGM Grand for a two-girl call to see some Irish guys. Ended up being only one guy getting entertainment so the other girl left since I had gotten there first and seemed to like me better. I was there for an escort agency so I got the fee out of the way and started talking about the tips and what all we could do for the small amount of money he had. Unfortunately we had to stick to lap dances and a hand job.

I started dancing for the guy and he tells me that tomorrow he’s getting married in New York.
I asked him, “As in New York, NY the hotel across the street?”

He replied back with, “No as in New York City as in up north in America… at 2pm. Last night my buddies took me to the Spearmint Rhino and got me tons of dances and tonight is my last night so I wanted something in my room!”

Wow what a traveler and quite a hangover he will be experiencing tomorrow! I pull off his boxers, put on a condom with the lube inside (always makes things work better and feel better for the customers too) and start the fun. After trying for a while he tells me he’s giving up and things aren’t feeling as good since he’s been drinking all night and day. He also mentioned that he is still really sore from those dances he got at the club last night. He starts pulling off the condom with the rag I got for him and he starts making shrieking sounds.
“Oh dear god I’ve done it!” as he holds the cloth to his groin.

I said, “What could it be… I use a safe clean water based lube and you’re not allergic to latex right?”
“No”, he replied, “it’s the bloody dances from last night and my dick was rubbin’ against my belt!” and points to the large eagle shaped belt buckle he was wearing now on the floor.

Ouch… I told him to let me see and he pulled away the cloth to show that indeed there was a really red splotch on the end and up the shaft that was rubbed completely raw. I am sure my performance didn’t help anything at all. I can’t imagine feeling this same raw feeling on my privates on a girl. I am sure his honeymoon will be a sore one!

I got back into town on Thursday evening and called onto my services but got too tired before anyone actually called me. Friday I work and do quite well for my first real day back and was happy… the weekend can only get better right? Wrong.

I get a call to the Mandalay Bay from the service I work for that only deals with referrals from cab and limo drivers (their fee is a little higher) and meet up with two other girls I know quite well in the room. It’s a large bachelor party of about 10-11 guys and we pull aside the best man (who arranged the call) to a side room to collect the fee and figure out what kind of party they are looking for. One girl explains to him very clearly that this fee is not ours, we do not profit from it and only gets us there and a strip and tips determine the party… once this is collected there are no refunds (because then WE would have to pay for it!) He says it’s no problem he understands and gives the fee. We called to tell the company and proceeded to get naked for the fee. One girl started tips off a little high, I admit, but then we calmed him down to say we will start for whatever tips but we need to know what the budget is. They come back with the figure (from 10 guys) of 100-200 split between 3 girls for a full on party. Sorry but can’t do it. Two of the guys get ticked, don’t want to work things out, someone puts a chair in front of the door and watches to make sure we don’t leave with the company fee. The rest of the guys are pretty okay with what happened and said to let us leave and understand 50 bucks a girl wont cut it. We even offered to stay and dance for the bachelor privately for the small money they did have. We were calm, cool, and trying to work it out.

There’s always one asshole at every Bachelor party and this guy was a big one. He first of all interrupted any talking about working things out with “give us the fee back and you can go, if not I will first call security then Las Vegas Metro”. Wow is it really that necessary to go threaten us like that? Ten/eleven guys versus 3 girls… I think we are outnumbered. He picks up the phone and a few of the guys were just like “go”… so we did and walked down the hall. We get on the elevator and it goes down, unknown to us The Asshole had caught up to us and saw him as the doors closed. We all say split as we get off. The doors open and about 5 security guards were standing there. Holy shit.

I try and walk off around them as they snagged the other two girls as I exclaim I don’t know them. I get around the corner heading straight for the front door and a public sidewalk when a guard runs back up to me grabbing my arm exclaiming “You’re coming with me!”. I know my rights and know he just broke a few laws by forcefully grabbing me. I don’t remember what I exactly exclaimed but I did shout, “you can’t do that! You can’t touch me! I did nothing and leaving out of the door!” I put my hands up to show I wasn’t struggling and he fought back throwing my arms behind me and trying to squeeze me in handcuffs . What the hell? I said what did I do that I am being put in cuffs and he never replied. He pushed me along saying I am going to the back now for not complying. I said tell me what I have done to be taken to the back… silence. I said what am I under arrest for and he said I wasn’t under arrest. So why did I have cuffs on and being drug thru the WHOLE casino floor to the security office? How embarrassing.

So we get to the back… me in handcuffs and the other two girls have their mouths wide open that I am being led in cuffed up. We sit and wait and wait… over hearing comments of us being charged with felonies of grand larceny by Metro because the customers were pressing charges. Then we overheard one Mandalay Bay security supervisor calling us “trick rollers” and chuckling then being corrected by the police officer that we actually were not doing such a thing. We finally got to explain our side and said we don’t care about the fee and will give it back to the guys to avoid felony charges (of course). All three of us had been trespassed on an MGM property before so we all three got misdemeanor tickets for trespassing. Thankfully no one got taken to jail.

So… I am just livid about the whole security situation over there and how the walking penis of a guard handled things. I know that what happened was not done properly and totally will be making sure that asshole is reprimanded for his actions. Grrrr