While I was gone a friend shared this story with me (I hate to link to TMZ since it’s so silly but for some reason it was the most detailed report I could find!) and I nearly died laughing. Wow, they really beat out all of the other girls I can think of for the “Dumbest Prostitute of The Year” award. Apparently how the story goes is that there were two sisters were in the VIP valet area when one of them approached Steve Wynn and solicited him. In the police report it was reported that she said, “Do you want to get laid?” which is just absolutely ridiculous because no girl, I don’t care how dumb, would say that. They would say “do you want a date” or “lets go have a drink in your room” not just straight out “wanna fuck?” Anyway, Steve Wynn gets peeved and grabs the girl in some sort of chokehold according to the girls and when she struggles to get away he latches on tighter and calls for security. Meanwhile, the sister came up and open-hand slapped Steve Wynn in the face. Wow, that takes some nerve and I am sure this girl had no idea who she was dealing with.

What ticks me off is the police report since it’s obviously doctored up for Mr. Wynn and his “side” of the story. I believe what TMZ posted is the real report since the font and styling is like reports I have had from car incidents. Besides what I mentioned earlier of the verbal exchange between the two, the part about how he merely “wrapped his arms around [her] shoulders” is I think far from the truth because if someone was so nicely and gently “wrapping” their arms around someone and there was a struggle, this hold would not have kept her contained. I don’t think he physically wrapped has hands around her neck or something, but I am sure quite a bit more force was used than told in the report. On Fox 5 Las Vegas’ site they got to interview one of the sisters and she claimed that Steve Wynn had approached her and repeatedly called her Jaime like a mistaken identity. Who knows but things smell fishy from both sides and I am sure the girls will have to find a good lawyer to defend themselves. Also there are rumors one of the sisters is trying to sue Wynn but I doubt that will happen.

Oh and another thing to point out that seems sketchy… how would some random girl be able to walk up to a big casino mogul like that without 30 security guys protecting him? Sheldon Adelson has crazy security guards, along with Kirk Kirkorian and etc. It was also stated the first person to “help” was a valet guy? Quite pathetic if that was my first line of defense being the casino owner.

So I’ve been back in Vegas for a few days. Got the bags finally unpacked and have been busy keeping house since my brain just doesn’t want to get back on schedule! The first two days I came back were mediocre but last night ended up being decent and I am quite pleased. Lets keep that going!

I am getting antsy driving back to Las Vegas now… this little vacation is over and I am looking forward to being in dry heat instead of humidity, looking forward to working instead of sitting on my butt doing nothing productive, and eat some healthy food instead of vegging out on yummy home cooked food from family (but it’s so good!) I only have two weeks until my serious vacation to a foreign country with friends. I won’t be gone for too long but I really am looking forward to it. Really need to bust my butt to make as much money as I can and hit the ground running as soon as I get back.
When leaving Vegas for a week or two its always fun to come back and drive around to see what they have changed. Its amazing how much buildings shoot up, signs change, and new performers are added or scratched from large sticky advertising on the buildings. Anyway hope my house is okay and I have oodles of blogs to catch up on!

I wanted to update a little and add to the series I started months ago here and here since I run into good pointers to give while trying to book clients who call me.

Don’t ask pointed questions about prostitution or specific entertainment over the phone:
It makes me really come off as the bad person or that I am trying to turn clients off when I have to recite my little “I’m sorry but prostitution is illegal here in Las Vegas” speech and though I hate doing it, I have to say it to cover my own rear. I have had people hang up on me or just give me a short answer of, “well, I’ll call back later” which of course means never. If they don’t just give up on me then I explain that I would love to meet them and work out all of the entertainment and details in person, I don’t charge for me to come over (though gas money would help!) and prove that I am not a shady escort. Though jaecyn posted that he had an ugly run in during a call from an internet site, I know myself and others aren’t bad like this. I know I am a little more easy going than some girls and all, but I really hate it when people push me and try to get something out of me to spill the beans about what I really do and for how much. In the end I like working out any deal I can. Especially these days its just silly to not make anything you can.
So how do you handle situations where you want to learn more but can’t ask? It’s a tough question because there is no right answer. Simply, if you like the picture, like the girl on the phone and have the gut feeling that she is truly an independent or you don’t mind dealing with an agency, then give it a shot. If you don’t like her at the door or can’t work something out then the polite thing is to maybe give a little something for her time if you feel generous.
Anyway… hoped this all helped a little. Flat lands and driving make me bored bored (don’t worry I am no driving and typing!).

Believe me… I need it! The rollercoaster of the summer has really worn me down and I decided I need a break to go visit family and friends back home (still home to me though I have lived in Vegas for almost 5 years). I made the decision a few weeks ago and decided to push up the trip some more because I just needed a break. Tensions run high when things aren’t going so great at the companies you work for since the economy is hurting. Phone girls get more desperate and get extra pissed off if I can’t perform some sort of miracle to make a call work out. Yesterday I ended up having a good call in the end, but two crazy mean people before (who made the “big asshole of the year” list) just made me all the more happy with leaving town.
A friend pointed out that last year I seemed to break up the troublesome summer with a few weekend trips throughout the season. Yes, summers have always been slightly unpredictable, just this year has been more so. Anyway, I will try to keep up at least with some pictures during my trip but I admit that I forget I have a laptop sometimes when I am away. That’s a good thing, right?

So last night I originally started this blog at 3am sitting at an agency bored out of my mind, deafened by the silence of the phones, and scribbling words down on my little note pad (not too comfortable taking my new laptop out of its cocoon of my house yet) then realizing that things have really slowed down in Vegas compared to last July. My phone rang right when I was thinking that and had to run off to Treasure Island where I made a decent amount of money. Though I don’t believe in luck… I sure did feel lucky to have that one call.

Anyway, last night aside, it’s been a slow few weeks… painfully slow at times. Even the 4th of July holiday was dreadfully bad. I think I spent more on gas than I made in tips. Recently I saw an article in the newspaper about how gambling profits are down 15% in Las Vegas and MGM Mirage lost something like 30% in their first quarter. First time anything has slumped at all in about a decade. The whole fuel situation with the airlines is causing major issues too since they have cut flights coming into Las Vegas plus the California drivers have been less plentiful this summer unlike previous years. It doesn’t help that people don’t promote bargains here anymore like before, its now all about bigger and better and charging at least $1000 for it.

Last night I went to fill my car up and noticed a girl hanging around the front of the convenience store and could instantly tell what she was up to and was waiting for her “ride”. Another car pulled up when she got into immediately but I guess he was broke and only ended up giving him her number. She hopped out and quickly jumped into another car, which left the station. Guess that guy worked out. All while pumping my gas I thought to myself, “wow, I wonder if the 7-11 lots will become the new ‘track’” Not too long before this trip to the gas station I had been at the Imperial Palace for a call and noticed a high number of prostitutes walking the Strip. Usually girls keep from looking so obvious and stay away from the street due to the officers who stand by watching and pluck girls off the street to put them in their paddy wagons hiding around the corner.

I guess when times get hard you have to resort to things you wouldn’t normally do and suffer the consequences if caught. Thankfully I haven’t resorted to these measures and hopefully wont, though after making $0 two nights in a row, it seems tempting! Nah..

So I have been doing some spring-cleaning during the summer and found it funny that I came across so many room keys that I have collected over the years from working as an escort in Las Vegas. Some I’ve asked for, some I have taken (tisk tisk!), one is from the room I got in this previous blog entry, and one I think I found.

Why do I have so many keys? As fun as an extensive collection sounds (like stamps!), I purely have them to get past security at the hotels that have them guard the elevators. It’s so obvious to stand by a bay of elevators waiting for someone matching the description they gave over the phone (which is almost always a white or black shirt accompanied by jeans) who maybe so prominently drunk or just stupid that they shake your hand and say, “nice to meet you” when I am supposed to be their “friend” and guest. Some hotels are very strict (such as Harrah’s who can even ask for your ID, write it down and possibly run it through a police database) and is almost necessary to steal a key. They change the keys so often because they know girls do this so it’s hard to keep up with them. Thus, why I have multiple copies from the same hotel.

Never have or will I return to the rooms that I took a key from because it’s obviously stupid with the cameras everywhere, and plus… it’s just wrong (yes, I have some sort of a soul unlike what this guy thought). In the end though, I look at them and see a little Vegas history: new clubs, shows gone by, or hotels that have changed names. It’s just one way to look and remember what happened here. Heck, maybe one day I can make a million bucks on them… nah.