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CES, AVN, And The Sexually Uneducated Client

Friday, January 15th, 2010

I was fairly pleased with the outcome of CES this year. It was so slow before then that I was starting to worry about the start of the new year. I know that in years past when I have been here for CES I was quite disappointed, but this year it put a little pep in my step.

I had noticed a ton more girls freelancing in the casinos and the variety that seems sort of out of place for the usual Vegas prostitutes. I had some image in my head of a venturesome group of pimps in Southern California who thought it would be a good idea to pack up their girls in airport shuttle vans and take them all to Las Vegas for the convention weekend and drop them off.  Another thing I wondered as I watched two girls walking around in matching gold hot pants/romper outfits who were definitely porn stars, was “How many of these porn star girls or porn groupies get arrested by vice because they are being overly sexual yet breaking no laws?”  Haven’t heard or read any figures on that one but if I do I will definitely post them.  I am sure there are quite a few mix-ups and the porn girls get mistaken for prostitutes.

So I had posted an update on my Twitter about being amazed at people who are so in the dark about basic sexual education or human interaction. The client was a conventioneer visiting from a New England state but had moved to the US from India 7 years ago.  He first started by replying to my greeting of, “Hi, How are you?” with, “How much are your services”? Since I was there for an agency I had to slow him down, collect the agency fee first, and then move on from there. He reluctantly gave me the fee since he assumed I was having sex for the agencies money. Then after he stripped down and I stripped down he was all over me like a kid in a candy store. I had to calm him down since he was getting way too carried away, grabbing forcefully, and looked like he was about to lick me like a dog.  He calmed down, apologized for being excited (which is okay of course!), got to talking about entertainment and what budget he wanted to work with.  Right off the bat he was asking for almost two hours of full service for barely over what the company was making (which I think was around $100). I said I would be more than happy to please him but his demands were way off. He finally understood why his money wasn’t buying so much but said that was okay, he liked me too much for me to go.

Excellent!

So I excused myself to the restroom and he followed me saying, “Do you have to pee? Can I watch? I want to see!” and was forcing the bathroom door open as I was trying to close it. I explained that would not be included with what he paid, he sighed and went back to the room. After I finished, I told him it was his turn to clean up since his terrible comb over was matted with oil from not washing it and deemed a good rinse off.

So… as for the actual entertainment it went quickly and was minimal, but what got me afterwards were his questions. This poor guy was completely lost. He first asked me about my “vagina”, as he put it politely. He asked, “Where do girls pee from? Is that what the clitoris is for? I have heard about it feeling good”.  I was shocked but didn’t want to make him feel bad for being uneducated and explained what the clitoris was for and how we peed from underneath. His next question was about dating. He asked, “How do I date? What do girls like?”  I had to answer this question carefully because he was in desperate need of a haircut (I say shave it all off don’t mess with what little hair you have left!), had a huge long beard I could tell was tucked like most Indian men who are Sikh (but he claimed he wasn’t), and needed some brow trimming (had one brow, not two!). I told him he should go out, find someone good, and treat himself to a day of pampering. I told him girls like guys who are confident and who take care of themselves so treat yourself well and maybe get a new more confident look. He was happy with my suggestions and went on to ask, “So where do I find dates?”  I kind of giggled at the question but really had no clue.  I only gave him the suggestion of staying away from bars and he thought maybe the internet would be better.

Did I mention this guy was almost 40?

It shocked me at the time that he would be so uneducated and opened my eyes more to how other cultures treat sex education as a sin and avoid it almost completely. Hope my suggestions helped!

How To Get An Escort In Las Vegas: A First Timers Guide

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Someone commented in this entry about me making a post about how to get an escort here in Las Vegas for the first time and how to make sure everything goes smoothly to avoid the disaster he went through. Unfortunately there is no easy way or perfect way to go about things since every girl working out here is different, but I can definitely give some pointers. I’ll go through every way you can get a girl here in Las Vegas and what clients can do to make the girl feel more comfortable.

The Girls Sitting At Casino Bars (aka “freelancers”):
I admire these girls who put their butts on the line by sitting in front of cameras trying to score a date. I used to do this but legal matters and such has made me paranoid to continue gaining clients like this. When trying to find a girl downstairs the client should also remember he is on cameras as well and to not try to discuss anything downstairs. The best thing to do when you’ve found a girl is to invite her back to your room for a drink or the likes. Don’t ever ask how much or “what service do you provide” at the bar or anywhere downstairs. Once behind closed doors the girl may strip down and request for you to do the same to make her feel more comfortable. Touching also can make the girl feel more relaxed. If any of these things are requested then oblige by doing so without hesitation so it doesn’t send off any mixed signals. Another pointer is when talking about entertainment never ask “how much for a blow job” or “how much for full service”. Remember prostitution is illegal in the county which Las Vegas resides in. Ask her what her average tip is or just tell her what you are willing to spend and see if she can further explain her entertainment to you. Also keep in mind each girl you meet downstairs is different with their pricing. You may be lucky to find a cheaper but pretty looking girl or run into a high dollar but not so gorgeous chick. If you aren’t happy with how her pricing is going then maybe offer $20 bucks and ask her to leave. You can always try again with someone else and maybe work out something better.

Agencies:
These come in many forms of advertising, which include: cards handed out on the strip, magazines in stands on the side of the road, billboard trucks driving down the Strip or on the side of the road, cabbies/limo drivers, and the Internet (I will discuss more below in its own topic). When calling to inquire about pricing and such they usually try and get a room number and the registered name to confirm you are serious so they can call back and discuss things once you are verified. I understand their reasons for doing this since the amount of prank callers are enormous and it’s the best way to determine the serious from the hoax. The only down side to this is sometimes even if you say “no thanks” they may send you a girl. Of course sometimes Vegas gets slow and they don’t want to miss any opportunity and that’s when girls are sent with or without your permission.
So when calling an agency the price they quote you over the phone is always the agency fee. I have yet to work for an agency that splits anything with the girl so always assume the girl sees none of the fee. If it is possible, try and get the price lowered since it will only leave you with more to tip the girl. Another pointer is to give a good description of the type of girl you want and maybe even give the name of the girl resembles what you like from the card or the magazine. Just know that the girls on the cards or magazines (and quite a bit, online) are models, so don’t get your hopes up that the same girl shows up! Of course, if you don’t like the girl who shows up either before you have given the fee then tell the agency to send you a new girl. Once the agency fee is paid it is non-refundable but even if you do pay it they will send you another girl since the phone girl makes her money solely from the entertainer. Agencies are good in the sense that you can have your choice of a number of girls and only have to dial a number to get one sent to your room fairly quickly. Even though you have to pay a fee for them to show it’s sometimes better than cruising for a girl downstairs

The Internet:

The Internet is a little fishy to determine what is an agency and what is not but there are some obvious signs (to me) that help determine which is which. Whenever the girl answers the phone and says that she ‘answers the phones for the girls’ that is a big sign. Some sites that have multiple girls on it and isn’t an escort directory is probably a service. I know of one agency in town that actually disguises their ‘directory’ for their own uses for their agency (iiilive.com) and charges something like $300 for the girl just to show up. Eros is a hit or miss as well but people like myself have independent ads which unfortunately are thrown in with ads from agencies disguised as independents. I constantly have to try and convince clients that I really am an independent and will prove it when I show up being the exact same girl. Of course, don’t shy away from trying to find the perfect girl on the Internet (or how else will you find me??)

Hopefully I made some good pointers and helped with some questions first timers always seem to have. Remember, every girl here is different with what she charges for entertainment and it’s up to you and her to work that out in the end!

Getting My Own Room At Monte Carlo

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Lately I have been out of town.. and going out of town yet again tomorrow so my posts have been slim lately. Luckily on the way to my first stop on vacation a customer of mine lives in the area. I successfully reached him and made an appointment for tomorrow which will thankfully pay for my whole trip! Awesome.

Yesterday and the day before I had an interesting call from a service I work for. The phone girl called me to tell me how a guy who has been using the company for years is in town and wants a tall girl…so she thought of me! The only catch to this was he is super paranoid and wants the girl to book a separate room from his own (since he IS escaping his wife in the other hotel room). He doesn’t want to book it though and wants it in the girls name. He meets the girl somewhere in a hotel (Monte Carlo this time for me), gives them enough money to cover a room, then calls the phone girl 20-30 min later to get the room number I give to her once I deal with the front desk. Kinda odd since there is no way of getting a hold of him (wont give out a cell phone number of course) but thankfully he kept to his promise and arrived at the room I booked right on time like she said.

This brings me to one of my biggest pet peeves of guys who have previously seen a girl from the same company. The phone girl knows how much the guy tipped the previous girl (since her pay depends on the girl’s tips) and I personally have KNOWN the previous girl for a while and know what they will and will not do and for how much… yet the client STILL argues and tries to low ball me or just deny the whole transaction took place. I hate it, don’t treat me like a freaking idiot… I know a girl won’t give up a cent more than she has to just because she feels like it. Anyway this guy tried low balling me saying he wanted to finish more than once with full service both times and just wasn’t giving me enough money for the time I would have to spend. Then he argued about how much he would spend, etc etc… I hate putting myself in a position that I could come off an ungrateful person and ruin the whole call. Thankfully he realized that I was serious and said he would quit debating things… and booked the next night as well.

I’ll try to keep up on my trip with my blog… I can’t promise too much though hehe. Lots of fun will be going on.

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