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So you did it! You finally got the courage up and called one of those cards on the Strip a site from the Internet and decided that the fee sounded good and you told the girl or agency to send you someone.  A lot of people are nervous when they have to meet a girl and don’t know what to do or how to act. People are especially worried when the hotel they are staying at requires the guest to have someone pick them up downstairs and show a room key.  Hopefully I can give some good pointers on how you should and should NOT greet your date.

Sometimes when I meet with people downstairs their manners make me cringe and want to hide in a hole. By way of examples, some things you shouldn’t do:

Don’t greet your girl with a handshake

This sounds so obvious but so so many times when I find the guy who I am meeting he sticks out his hand to shake mine. I have to do a polite grabbing of the hand and pulling him close for a hug because I am supposed to “know” this person not just meeting them and going straight upstairs.  It looks so obvious and makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.   What should you do? Go to the girl and maybe give a small hug, or say, “Hi how are you? Did you have fun tonight?” or something else that makes it seem like we know each other.

Don’t ask the girl in a loud boisterous voice, “Are you so-and so!?”

It’s okay to make sure you have the right girl, but keep your voice down and be a little more discreet. Also don’t introduce yourself as, “Hi, I’m John it’s so nice to meet you” for the same reasons as above.  Save the introductions for in the room behind closed doors. There will be plenty of time getting to know each other once you get upstairs.

Don’t ever ever bring up money downstairs

Another one that should be obvious but happens a lot –  If you are confused on fees and such, just take the time and ask the girl in private once you are upstairs your room. This will save a lot of embarrassment for both you and the girl.

If you don’t like the girl don’t make a big scene about it downstairs

If you asked for a tall hot blonde and the agency was foolish by sending you a short Hispanic girl, for example, don’t make a scene about it (especially in front of security at the elevators). Either take a walk with her and explain in a low voice you were looking for a different type of girl or politely take her upstairs and explain. By taking her upstairs you can explain what you want more clearly, and if you feel so inclined, giving her gas/taxi money would be polite as well. Girls just go where they were told to go by the phone girls and usually have no idea what request you gave to the agency, so don’t take it out on the escort. She is usually just as confused or upset as you are, as her time has been wasted too… just like yours has.

One thing you definitely should do:

Give the girl on the phone (when you must get them downstairs) a good description of what you look like and get a good description of the girl.. maybe even change clothes so you don’t look like everyone else wearing a black shirt and jeans. This makes it easy for both parties to meet in a timely manner, reduces any confusion, and most importantly helps keep everything very discreet and professional.

I hope this helps some people when getting a girl in Vegas from an agency or the Internet. It’s okay if you don’t know how things work but understanding these pointers helps a lot so no one feels embarrassed!

Yea tough economic times this and tough times that. The economic situation is the new excuse for clients. I giggle every time I hear someone scoff at tipping for entertainment claiming, “Don’t you know we’re in a recession?” Uhm, maybe so but men still pay for fun so no you don’t get a freebee! I know that casino revenues are down, I know strippers are getting lonely in the clubs, but I think people still know that paying for a girl for sex is a better value than blowing it downstairs or in the club. Yes, it has become more difficult and yes the fall in Las Vegas is a rollercoaster (when *isn’t* this town a rollercoaster?) but overall I have tried to deal by having patience. It seems to be my best trait and it ends up paying off. Sometimes things are out of my control (like clients tonight being overdrawn or forgetting their credit card and ID at the strip club they were just at) but I tend to sit it out and try harder than most other girls. I have tried ditching the more picky and stingy side of me… definitely a positive lesson to learn.

Moving onto something more interesting! Thanks to Simon who emailed me this link to an article on Scientific American about why men buy sex. I found it fairly interesting and thorough but it also made me realize: I’m glad I am a sex worker in the United States. Sounds odd but from the article and the many stories I hear from clients who gloat about getting a girl (or two) all night for $20 in Thailand, or the German clients who get seriously upset when they don’t get sex for the agency fee (since intercourse is often times approximately $100 or less), I couldn’t imagine working some place where I didn’t feel much value due to the amount of money I made. That is also one of the reasons why I felt so bad when I read how much Amanda Brooks was making on her clients at Bellas Ranch. I would feel like less of a person if the money I was making didn’t add up to the work I did. That, to me, is abusive. Anyway, I went off a tangent but the main point is it’s a pretty good article. I think most people here in Las Vegas get girls because they are tired of the games girls play at the clubs and want the no-hassle/no strings attached approach. I think it’s a good idea! (of course)

So the fight with Ricky Hatton I talked about last time didn’t really end up being as nutty as the last fight he had here in Las Vegas. I think it was because the contender wasn’t some huge name like Mayweather, and so all of our brothers from across the pond didn’t see a reason to come to Sin City this year. I am sure the current exchange rate didn’t help since last time it was over 2 to 1 pounds versus dollars. I still did okay, but I wasn’t running around like crazy like the previous experience.

Since I am leaving out of town early this year for the holidays (I usually wait until the National Finals Rodeo leaves since it becomes a ghost town) I am having to hustle every day until next Sunday… which included working Thanksgiving night. Don’t have a pity party or anything because I still had turkey and stuffing at a friends house, but immediately went to work after that. Was a so-so night and was definitely better than not working at all. It worked in my favor that not many girls were working so for the few calls that did come in, I got a lot of them.

Speaking of the rodeo, I’d like to give a helpful bit of information for all of you tourists that want to save a buck or two and wonder “hey when is the cheapest time to visit Vegas?” The answer is: The day after the NFR (National Finals Rodeo) ends. This year it’s the 6th of December through the 13th. So if you really want the cheapest Vegas vacation.. come the day after the rodeo and leave before New Years. It is seriously the cheapest time of year and you can enjoy all of the pretty Christmas decorations the casinos put out (minus the most awesome Christmas tree Caesars used to put out. Damn you Harrah’s for being lazy cheap bastards). As far as escorts that time of year? You might be waiting in your room for the girl to show up a little longer and the pickings might be slim… but they do work 365 days a year.

I wanted to update a little and add to the series I started months ago here and here since I run into good pointers to give while trying to book clients who call me.

Don’t ask pointed questions about prostitution or specific entertainment over the phone:
It makes me really come off as the bad person or that I am trying to turn clients off when I have to recite my little “I’m sorry but prostitution is illegal here in Las Vegas” speech and though I hate doing it, I have to say it to cover my own rear. I have had people hang up on me or just give me a short answer of, “well, I’ll call back later” which of course means never. If they don’t just give up on me then I explain that I would love to meet them and work out all of the entertainment and details in person, I don’t charge for me to come over (though gas money would help!) and prove that I am not a shady escort. Though jaecyn posted that he had an ugly run in during a call from an internet site, I know myself and others aren’t bad like this. I know I am a little more easy going than some girls and all, but I really hate it when people push me and try to get something out of me to spill the beans about what I really do and for how much. In the end I like working out any deal I can. Especially these days its just silly to not make anything you can.
So how do you handle situations where you want to learn more but can’t ask? It’s a tough question because there is no right answer. Simply, if you like the picture, like the girl on the phone and have the gut feeling that she is truly an independent or you don’t mind dealing with an agency, then give it a shot. If you don’t like her at the door or can’t work something out then the polite thing is to maybe give a little something for her time if you feel generous.
Anyway… hoped this all helped a little. Flat lands and driving make me bored bored (don’t worry I am no driving and typing!).

Someone commented in this entry about me making a post about how to get an escort here in Las Vegas for the first time and how to make sure everything goes smoothly to avoid the disaster he went through. Unfortunately there is no easy way or perfect way to go about things since every girl working out here is different, but I can definitely give some pointers. I’ll go through every way you can get a girl here in Las Vegas and what clients can do to make the girl feel more comfortable.

The Girls Sitting At Casino Bars (aka “freelancers”):
I admire these girls who put their butts on the line by sitting in front of cameras trying to score a date. I used to do this but legal matters and such has made me paranoid to continue gaining clients like this. When trying to find a girl downstairs the client should also remember he is on cameras as well and to not try to discuss anything downstairs. The best thing to do when you’ve found a girl is to invite her back to your room for a drink or the likes. Don’t ever ask how much or “what service do you provide” at the bar or anywhere downstairs. Once behind closed doors the girl may strip down and request for you to do the same to make her feel more comfortable. Touching also can make the girl feel more relaxed. If any of these things are requested then oblige by doing so without hesitation so it doesn’t send off any mixed signals. Another pointer is when talking about entertainment never ask “how much for a blow job” or “how much for full service”. Remember prostitution is illegal in the county which Las Vegas resides in. Ask her what her average tip is or just tell her what you are willing to spend and see if she can further explain her entertainment to you. Also keep in mind each girl you meet downstairs is different with their pricing. You may be lucky to find a cheaper but pretty looking girl or run into a high dollar but not so gorgeous chick. If you aren’t happy with how her pricing is going then maybe offer $20 bucks and ask her to leave. You can always try again with someone else and maybe work out something better.

Agencies:
These come in many forms of advertising, which include: cards handed out on the strip, magazines in stands on the side of the road, billboard trucks driving down the Strip or on the side of the road, cabbies/limo drivers, and the Internet (I will discuss more below in its own topic). When calling to inquire about pricing and such they usually try and get a room number and the registered name to confirm you are serious so they can call back and discuss things once you are verified. I understand their reasons for doing this since the amount of prank callers are enormous and it’s the best way to determine the serious from the hoax. The only down side to this is sometimes even if you say “no thanks” they may send you a girl. Of course sometimes Vegas gets slow and they don’t want to miss any opportunity and that’s when girls are sent with or without your permission.
So when calling an agency the price they quote you over the phone is always the agency fee. I have yet to work for an agency that splits anything with the girl so always assume the girl sees none of the fee. If it is possible, try and get the price lowered since it will only leave you with more to tip the girl. Another pointer is to give a good description of the type of girl you want and maybe even give the name of the girl resembles what you like from the card or the magazine. Just know that the girls on the cards or magazines (and quite a bit, online) are models, so don’t get your hopes up that the same girl shows up! Of course, if you don’t like the girl who shows up either before you have given the fee then tell the agency to send you a new girl. Once the agency fee is paid it is non-refundable but even if you do pay it they will send you another girl since the phone girl makes her money solely from the entertainer. Agencies are good in the sense that you can have your choice of a number of girls and only have to dial a number to get one sent to your room fairly quickly. Even though you have to pay a fee for them to show it’s sometimes better than cruising for a girl downstairs

The Internet:

The Internet is a little fishy to determine what is an agency and what is not but there are some obvious signs (to me) that help determine which is which. Whenever the girl answers the phone and says that she ‘answers the phones for the girls’ that is a big sign. Some sites that have multiple girls on it and isn’t an escort directory is probably a service. I know of one agency in town that actually disguises their ‘directory’ for their own uses for their agency (iiilive.com) and charges something like $300 for the girl just to show up. Eros is a hit or miss as well but people like myself have independent ads which unfortunately are thrown in with ads from agencies disguised as independents. I constantly have to try and convince clients that I really am an independent and will prove it when I show up being the exact same girl. Of course, don’t shy away from trying to find the perfect girl on the Internet (or how else will you find me??)

Hopefully I made some good pointers and helped with some questions first timers always seem to have. Remember, every girl here is different with what she charges for entertainment and it’s up to you and her to work that out in the end!

On a recent trip to the Pacific Northwest some friends and I came across a book store or two that had an awesome collection of photo books. I hadn’t seen a collection like this of all sorts since a trip to Paris last year (ended up paying more for the shipping than the books cost total!) I was pretty excited and picked out 3 books myself. I was introduced to Ellen von Unwerth by a friend and have loved her work since I first laid eyes on the book Snaps. (wow that book is worth $250 now??)
So the book I got was Revenge and think its an awesome, but smaller sized, collection of the contrasting nudes that she does. Just wish it was bigger in print size! Since I am lacking in photoshop right now and still loading programs on my computer, Ellen von Unwerth’s picture is the picture of the day