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Shopping – The Cure To Vaginal Dryness?

I hardly think so, but apparently to one girl it was her claim last night.

Had an appointment at a hotel with two other girls last night, one of which I’ve known for over a year and the other one I recognized from several years ago but don’t know as well. We arrived, collected a referral fee, and started talking about what they wanted to do. All three were international visitors and kept going on and on about how American girls are so surgical. How we don’t kiss and have so many rules we might as well be nurses with surgical gloves. I giggled at the statement and the main guy in charge then exclaimed, “So that’s why… we are going out to PARTY! It’s much better.. you girls like shopping? We can do that too!” The girl I know well, Corinne, started practically squeeling, “Oh please! I want to shop! Let’s figure things out before we go” and so the negotiations began…. and went on and on. I think the main guy used to sell used cars 30 years ago because he negotiated like one. Finally a cash advance is done and things are settled.

We go down to valet and look at the clock, it’s 10:40 and the Forum Shops close at 11. We some how grab a chartered SUV to take us quickly and the head guy says once we are in gridlock traffic on the Strip, “Aww sorry ladies looks like we wont make it.” Corinne squeels from the back of the Escalade, “No! We HAVE to go shopping! Oh it makes my pussy wet! I mean, as soon as I walk into Louis Vuitton I am DRIPPING.” Wow. I try to hold back my laughter since I have never heard her talk so frankly before, but deep down I know she has her items picked out in her head to get. The customer paused, “Well then we need to get moving!” and we hop out on the Strip and practically run to keep up with Corinne plowing down the sidewalk to the shop entrance. Somehow we made it in time, 2 minutes to spare for a quick shopping spree.

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9 Responses to “Shopping – The Cure To Vaginal Dryness?”

  1. JD Says:

    So what did you end up buying and what happened afterwards?

  2. djh Says:

    Yeah then what?

  3. moe nola Says:

    Yeah, this is an entertaining beginning, but what’s the end of the story? What did the guys want to do after the 5 minutes of shopping?

  4. Joker_SATX Says:

    Cute! Yeah, I would have love to have heard about the end…Plus, maybe some pics modeling what you all bought?

  5. lasvegascourtesan Says:

    Sorry I had to cut the story short. Ironically I had to go to a appointment as I was trying to wrap things up. Maybe a little cliff hanger 🙂

    So, Corinne knew almost exactly what she wanted when she walked in the door. I was more passive about the whole thing since I like to take my time to shop and honestly, didn’t see much that I really wanted. I ended up getting a pair of heeled sandals while the other two girls got flip flops, a belt and some other little things that ended up adding to several thousand dollars. Honestly, I’m not so crazy about the shopping because it’s stuff I wouldn’t normally get, ya know? Shoes don’t pay my bills and most clients don’t pay attention if I am wearing a $800 pair of shoes or a really nice pair for $100.

  6. moe nola Says:

    And then after y’all bought stuff, did the clients take y’all back to their room for sex or did they just say goodnight or did they take you to a nightclub?

  7. lasvegascourtesan Says:

    So after then, we went to Cleopatra’s Barge for a drink and watch the crazy people dancing. That lasted about 20 minutes before we went back to their hotel room and splitting up with each guy. The employee who bought the round of shopping didn’t get anything since he was serious with a girlfriend, Corinne went with the main guy and have no idea what she did, and my client ended up only getting a blow job. The end!

  8. moe nola Says:

    haha, ok. I realize that the ending of the story probably didn’t seem like anything special to you. But from a reader’s perspective, it is a very different story depending on whether the client just likes to take girls shopping OR if his motivation is actually to get your juices flowing before the main event.

  9. lasvegascourtesan Says:

    I’m going to have to ask Corinne and see if she actually did anything sexual since in the beginning he said he didn’t want to because American girls are so “surgical”. I have a feeling they didn’t do much or anything at all. I’ll update you when I find out!

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