The Las Vegas Courtesan

Speaking of Early Morning Calls..

This morning I got one that will go down in the record books of odd.  At 9am I get a call from a blocked i.d.  I know a lot of girls who don’t answer these calls because a lot of people are pranksters. Though, through all of the prank calls I have had, I have actually made money off of calls that originally were blocked. So this older sounding man calls and wonders if I am available for an appointment this morning to come to his house in local upper scale neighborhood and starts asking what my donations are. I told him my normal routine speech about my minimum tip but would love to meet him first and talk face to face. He mentions that he has a certain fetish and would like to make sure that I can accommodate his request before we meet.

I say, ” Sure, what is your request?”

He says he has a certain foot fetish and would like for me to come in, take my shoes off, and play with him with my feet while we talk. Then lay him down, spread my toes on his face, and wiggle them around. He even went into such detail about what size shoe do I wear and how he likes that I have a bigger sized foot, and also asked if I wear a narrow shoe or wide. I said I am not sure but probably narrow. He seems like he is asking questions like he is reading off a list of requirements for his foot fantasy. I am holding back laughter as I imagine him with some checklist sitting in front of him while he calls girls. He even gets down to the detail of what time he would like for me to come over and what he would like for me to wear so I don’t look too conspicuous to his neighbors. Also if it was okay if someone from his business had to stop by.  I said it’s not a problem and would be there.

I stopped him before he asked another question and said that I have no way of contacting him since he called me from a blocked ID. He said that would not be a problem and would call me right back so I would have his number. Before he hung up just had to ask me one more question about a request pertaining to his fetish. He asked, “do you workout?”. I replied “I do sometimes.. why do you ask?”.  He said that his favorite thing is when feet are sweaty like after you workout… alright, what ever you say.  So he promises he will call right back so I have his number because this call went so well and he would like to meet me.

Does he call back? Of course not. He made me think it for a minute he would follow through but after a few seconds I laughed. What a way to wake up to: a weirdo prank caller making an unusual request. I like starting my day off with a joker!

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3 Responses to “Speaking of Early Morning Calls..”

  1. Lux Says:

    People with special requests, the ones who want to talk in real detail about it, like my very first client ever ever who still calls me from time to time and recently really like to enquire – serious as anything else – how we can get me into a strap-on, Those ones usually call when they’re horny. So the call is like how they get off. You can tell. Even if they’re not wanking right during the call. I work through an agency so normally I never have to deal with this, but one of my friends who takes calls personally just doesn’t indulge Anybody. She just tells whoever’s calling she doesn’t talk about these things on the phone if they start getting really particular. I guess you can lose some clients you would have made money on that way, but I gravitate to agree with her, I personally would get pissed off spending 15 minutes on the phone indulging some weirdo in his fetish for his satisfactions sake. He should call a sex line.

  2. lasvegascourtesan Says:

    Yea I actually do the exact same thing as your friend but sometimes you have to stick in there and listen to them so you don’t seem so rude by saying “I only talk to you in person and not on the phone”. If someone says anything inappropriate relating to illegal activities I immediately inform them of them crossing the line but try to do it in the nicest way possible. I am sure I lose calls because of my careful dialog but it’s better to be safe than sorry. The most sexually explicit calls usually end up a failure anyway.. definitely better money spend on a 1-900 number.

    I didn’t spend some crazy amount of time on the phone (under 5 minutes I would guess) and would never spend that long giving my usual speech. I would get pissed too! heh. I work for agencies mostly, like you, but do my own advertising on the side. Nice not having to tip anyone out for sure! I just try to see the early morning inquiries as pure entertainment 🙂

  3. Casey Says:

    New visitor here… (& I love your blog by the way)

    I used to be in your line of work in Vegas (late 90’s). I thought also that your caller got so excited he finished the ‘job’ himself. Rather disappointing when you’re being so professional & accommodating isn’t it? But, at least you gave me a great laugh first thing this morning!

    Keep writing girl – great stuff.
    Casey
    http://CaseyDancer.LiveJournal.com

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